No one likes having to crawl out of a warm and cozy bed in the morning. To aid your quest for coffee in the morning, we’ve gathered a few funny good morning quotes to bring a smile to your face while you wait for that coffee to percolate.
“Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button…”
Everyone has been tempted to just smack that snooze button and go back to sleep on a sluggish Monday morning. Experts say you should actually keep your alarm clock across the room from you so you have to physically get out of bed to shut it off. Unfortunately, since a large number of people use their phones as alarms and keep them next to the bed, it doesn’t always work that way.
I Am Only A Morning Person On December 25th. – Unknown
“The morning always has a way of creeping up on me and peeking in my bedroom windows. The sunrise is such a pervert.” – Jarod Kintz
I used to be able to tell what time it was by the angle at which the sun was shining through my north-facing bedroom window. There is nothing more invasive or annoying than the bright light of the morning sun creeping into your room when all you want to do is sleep the day away. Thankfully, blackout curtains can help to prevent that creeping light from reaching your eyes.
“There should be a rule against people trying to be funny before the sun comes up.” – Kristen Chandler
There’s a reason that coffee mugs instructing the observer not to speak until the cup is empty are so popular. Hearing the birds chirping away in the morning is bad enough; no one wants to hear some chipper person chirping away, especially if they’re trying to inject humor into your sleep addled brain.
“The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.” – Robert Frost
Mind numbing work is exactly as it sounds. It numbs the mind and leaves you wondering why you even got out of bed in the morning. Don’t spend your day walking around with your brain shut off. Enjoy every fantastic thought that makes its way across the gray matter in your skull because most people don’t even bother.
“I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I get up.” – Benjamin Franklin
When it comes right down to it, there is no real excuse for staying in bed when there is work to be done. If you’re still alive and breathing, get out of bed and get your day started! It doesn’t matter if it takes and entire pot of coffee or a few Red Bull energy drinks drag yourself out of bed and greet the day like you actually have the energy to do so!
Hopefully these funny good morning quotes have brought a smile, sleepy or otherwise, to your face. Enjoy your day, and make sure to make the most of it.